Mayo riots
Okay, what's with you mayo lovers? I saw in the newspaper today that one lady was so upset that she didn't get mayo on her burger that she threw the meal and the drink at the lady in the drive thru window. Personally, my thighs and I abhor mayo. Half a teaspoon means an extra hour on the treadmill. But to go ballistic over it? I mean, come on people, pick your battles. What now, do drive thru clerks have to come to work in protective armor, face shields and riot gear? That stupid lady who sued McDonalds because SHE spilled hot coffee in her own damn lap already has made a few lawyers richer, our burgers more expensive and the cups more cluttered with warnings. Seriously, do you take the time to read the fine print on your paper products? Do you read the warning about how the coffee is hot and think to yourself, "Omigosh! I'm so glad they pointed that out! I guess I'll have to use something else as a body splash this morning." Try mayo. I hear it does wonders for the skin. ANyway, if you DO read your paper products, you have WAY too much time on your hands. Or you have major paranoia or anxiety problems. Write back: How many of you think the coffee fumbler should have been the one sued for being so damn clumsy in the first place?