Are you nosey?
You're nosey if you:
Examine every lump of roadkill you pass, trying to categorize its genus and species
Scrutinize the toilet paper after you wipe
Spend more time looking at other drivers while they shave and pick their noses than at the road
Examine the Kleenex after blowing or digging into your nose
Slow to a crawl when passing an accident on the slight chance that you'll see a rescusitation in progress or a sheet covered body in the middle of the road
Ask your friends how much they weigh
Ask anyone their age or income