News Flash for Donald Trump
My kids and I were watching TV the other night (which we rarely do). What was the first thing I laid my eyes on? A 52 inch version of Donald Trump's head in the series, The Apprentice. And I have news for the guy. Um. Okay. YOU'RE GOING BALD!!! The comb-over look ain't foolin no one, Sweetie! You think for a moment that the millions of viewers are going to think: "Boy that Trump is one lucky son of a gun. He's got everything--money, beautiful women, his own show, and so much hair! You could use it to stuff 2 million pillows and send them to the entire population of homeless Afghanies and still be in urgent need of a hair cut. And that do. So avant-garde." I don't think so Donald. Word of advice, unless you intend to characterize your show as a comedy: be happy with yourself. Bald's okay. Some people think it's sexy. Anyway, who the Hell cares what anyone thinks, think about how your center of gravity will normalize if you dispense with the comb-over. Too bad about those Afghanies, though.