Prizzle, How Stupizzle
What's up with Snoop Dogg that he has to make up his own language. I mean, isn't Pig Latin enough to shame all linguists the world over? Saying Fersizzle, nizzle sounds silly. In fact, it reminds me of how silly the word poodle sounds. Think about it. Better yet, say it out loud a few times. "Poodle" just sounds comical. Llike "My poodle piddles puddles." At the risk of offending poodle advocates everywhere, let me just say that the word makes me laugh. My advice to Snoop: it you're so keen on setting yourself apart from the masses, why not do so by finding a cure for cancer (or my wrinkles)? WHy not do so by championing children's rights? Why not do so by creating lyrics that provide a positive influence for kids? Hell, at least that way you'll be underrstood. Get it, Snoopizzle Doggizzle? Gotta gizzle. Bizzle nizzle.