Update
Well, I'm officially sick and tired of lounging around on the couch. In fact, I'm turning into a throw pillow as we speak. Any day now, I expect to sprout tassles from my ears and fringe from my fingertips. But everytime I move my foot it hurts like hell and swells up like the GoodYear Blimp. I miss driving!! Any out there try two-footing it with a cast? We're talking automatic transmission here. How hard could that be?