Superbowl in Texas
Well, Howdy, ya'll. If enny ya'll city slickers are fixin' to come down hear to our fair state of Texaws, lemme warn ya, it's a whole new lingo here. Ya gotta say that you wanna "getta holt" of some tickets to the NFL experience. Ya gotta say, "This here's my little lady and my two kids." Ya gotta say "That Patriots cheerleader is cuter than a spotted pup under a wagon wheel" (but not in front of your wife, otherwise, she'll come back acha with "You're lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut.") When you are about to do something, you're "fixin to do it" or better yet, "fittin to do it." Those of you who have spent the last 3 1/2 years lisning to ol' George talk on tv might have a jump start on you diehard democrats, but don't let that hold ya back. You come hear and you'll eat some of the best BBQ in the country. Messican food is to die for too. But the best thing about your visit to Texas is going to be the people here. You're going to find them very warm and friendly. There's no glitz and image, what you see is what you get, becuz we Texans are sincere and open--the genuine article. Hope ya'll have fun, now, ya here?