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Excel

Well, Lukas has graduated from taking apart everyone else's comuters, attaching all possible combinations of peripherals and systematically destroying all that is tech, leaving rubble in his wake to.....mastering Microsoft Excel. Actually, he's pretty good at it. Unfortunately, he seems to pick the weirdest variables for his spreadsheets and graphs like number of times his dog poops each day. You know--important stuff. I've commissioned him to graph the Amazon and Barnes and Noble rankings for all three of my books, hoping that will be a more suitable variable. Seriously, how long does it take some kids to get out of the scatalogical phase. Oh, and don't diss my spelling of that word.I just learned how to spell booger for gods sake. So cut me some slack people. If you really want to do me a favor, go by Hearing is Believing and write a stellar review for Amazon and B and N. If you do, I'll love you forever and I'll be your best friend.

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