Eight Signs of Summer Insanity
Eight Signs That You’re Succumbing to Summer Insanity
1. Your wallet is empty of all but fluffs of lint and receipts dating back to July 1995.
2. Your children complain they’re bored more than 1,265 times a day.
3. You have no idea what your children are up to while you’re at work (and you really don’t want to know.)
4. Your children either vehemently protest going on the family vacation you’ve tirelessly planned for the past ten months or they roll their eyes so passionately, you’re convinced their in the throes of a seizure.
5. Your children don’t emerge from their rooms until well past three.
6. Your children have a glazed over, zombioid look that only hours of video games can produce.
7. Anywhere from five to ten of your children’s friends are raiding your refrigerator at any given moment.
8. Your house has been proclaimed a national disaster area.