What's With Kids?
I read an article the other day that was a real jaw dropper. Kids in Florida stick this bamboo tripod in a sandbar, then embed themselves (at the shoulders) on meat hooks so that they're suspended with their feet brushing the water's surface. Hmm. Okay, em. I don't get it. What the hell's the fun in that? I mean, do you know how huge those meat hooks are? What ever happened to going to the local amusement park or the movies. Geez. Plus, dripping all the blood in the water ain't gonna attract more playmates, I can promise you. Nope, they're like little teriyaki chicken skewers they serve as appetizers in Japanese restaurants, and Mr. Jaws is ready to pounce on that all-you-can-eat buffet. Oh, well. Darwin's Law at its best.