La-La Land
OMG, I've fallen out of bed into La-La Land. I don't know what's gotten into Lukas, my 12 year old, but today he has the attention span of a gnat embryo. It's like aliens teflon-coated his brain during the night. He and Erik homeschool together and within the first two hours, he finished one subject, vocabulary. Mind you, he hasn't been completely unproductive. There are drawings of butts and penises all over my breakfast table, which he is cleaning up as we speak. There are lovely highlighter paintings of happy faces covering his arms and face. There are doodlings in every square millimeter of white on his workbooks. And he's been a nonstop source of verbal nonsense from sunup. Looks like he'll be finishing up around midnight at this rate. Hey, as long as I don't miss tonight's episode of "Lost" and since I've passed 6th grade, I won't make it my problem now, will I? Damn straight I won't.