Guinea Pig Farm
Well, we have a couple of new family members in our household. (We have such a huge deficit in dander, droppings, and drool.) Lukas solved all this when he bought two guinea pigs with his graduation money. His evil plan is to breed them and sell the offspring. When the pet store lady warned him that breeding guinea pigs is very tricky and that you have to know what you're doing, Lukas replied with eyes the size of cup saucers, "You mean they don't know how to do it themselves?" Anyway, they're cute and cuddly, but they make freaky alien like sounds. Plus the "D D D" titer is up to snuff.
Big news: Michelle is engaged....again!! This time it might be for real. Shane is really nice, has a job, and has a right to live with his mom since he's just 18. They can't get married until Michelle has a career and her own health insurance, but I think they might just tough it out! Michelle Watts. Hmmm, has a nice ring!